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EditrixJen

Writer. Editor. Redhead.
Obviously Penthouse likes hot ladies, especially when they don’t wear clothes. But if they’re doing something awesome, we’re okay with them being dressed. My friend (and editor) Christine Colby wrote this piece about a hot redhead who does rogue taxidermy, and it’s one of my favorite features from the magazine. She wrote it about six months ago, back when I took my first taxidermy class. Coincidence? Well, not really. Christine’s actually the one who first took me to Observatory, where I take my crazy classes. So it only makes sense that I’d take a taxidermy class as she was writing a feature about a lady taxidermist. If you’re into dead things and/or art, it’s a cool read. (via Creature Feature)

Obviously Penthouse likes hot ladies, especially when they don’t wear clothes. But if they’re doing something awesome, we’re okay with them being dressed. My friend (and editor) Christine Colby wrote this piece about a hot redhead who does rogue taxidermy, and it’s one of my favorite features from the magazine. She wrote it about six months ago, back when I took my first taxidermy class. Coincidence? Well, not really. Christine’s actually the one who first took me to Observatory, where I take my crazy classes. So it only makes sense that I’d take a taxidermy class as she was writing a feature about a lady taxidermist. If you’re into dead things and/or art, it’s a cool read.

(via Creature Feature)

Miss Nikki Benz (@nikkibenz) is featuring tonight and tomorrow at Starlet’s in Woodside, Queens. The smokin’-hot Pet of the Year will be doing two shows a night, and I’ll be there for a few of them. If you’re in NYC, you should check her out, too. I’ve never seen her feature, but I have had the pleasure of sharing a dirty dance or two with her, and let me tell you, this girl can move.

Miss Nikki Benz (@nikkibenz) is featuring tonight and tomorrow at Starlet’s in Woodside, Queens. The smokin’-hot Pet of the Year will be doing two shows a night, and I’ll be there for a few of them. If you’re in NYC, you should check her out, too. I’ve never seen her feature, but I have had the pleasure of sharing a dirty dance or two with her, and let me tell you, this girl can move.

Review of "It's Gotta Be Fate"

From an Amazon review of Obsessed, which features my story, “It’s Gotta Be Fate”:

“This story was not only interesting but it set itself apart from the others because of its uniqueness. It encompassed a BDSM theme with an titillating twist. Occasionally, submissives need to know what it is like to dominate someone. By the same token Doms need to experience the feel of someone else’s ties around their wrists. In this story, I get exactly that. What was better, was the hint at maybe a new beginning. This was a light BDSM story, but be prepared because it’s emotionally charged.”

This was a really fun story to write, and it was partially based on someone I knew. It’s always a challenge to try to stick a real person into one of my stories. Sometimes, though, the people I know fit better in the situation I have in mind than any character I create could hope to. And who doesn’t love a challenge?

This is Alexis Texas (@Alexis_Texas). She’s on the cover of the October 2011 issue of Penthouse Forum. Inside, you’ll find a hot pictorial of our ass-tastic cover girl, along with hot reader letters and sexy advice from Ryan Keely (@ryankeely). I promise that you’ll be aroused by something in this magazine. Pornographer’s honor. And if you are, we’d like to hear about it. Send me an email at jpeters (at) ffn (dot) com and tell me what you thought of the issue. You can also send me any questions you have for Ryan, or share a naughty story of your own. If you’re lucky, it will be published in an upcoming issue. So get out there and buy my magazine, pretty please!

This is Alexis Texas (@Alexis_Texas). She’s on the cover of the October 2011 issue of Penthouse Forum. Inside, you’ll find a hot pictorial of our ass-tastic cover girl, along with hot reader letters and sexy advice from Ryan Keely (@ryankeely). I promise that you’ll be aroused by something in this magazine. Pornographer’s honor. And if you are, we’d like to hear about it. Send me an email at jpeters (at) ffn (dot) com and tell me what you thought of the issue. You can also send me any questions you have for Ryan, or share a naughty story of your own. If you’re lucky, it will be published in an upcoming issue. So get out there and buy my magazine, pretty please!

I love this photo from the current issue of Penthouse! My coworker set up the photo shoot and provided all the awesome clown props, and it absolutely cracks me up. The story that accompanies it is dirty and sexy and all that good stuff, but I can’t get over the photo. It makes me want to write clown porn. Bonus Fun Fact: During CineKink (@cinekink) a couple years ago, Dee (@deedennis) and Tess (@urban_gypsy) and I walked in at the end of a short film that took place in a clown bar. We missed the flick, but we’ve been trying to find a clown bar ever since (preferably in the NYC area). If anyone knows of one, tell me immediately! I will love you forever. (via Clowning Around)

I love this photo from the current issue of Penthouse! My coworker set up the photo shoot and provided all the awesome clown props, and it absolutely cracks me up. The story that accompanies it is dirty and sexy and all that good stuff, but I can’t get over the photo. It makes me want to write clown porn.

Bonus Fun Fact: During CineKink (@cinekink) a couple years ago, Dee (@deedennis) and Tess (@urban_gypsy) and I walked in at the end of a short film that took place in a clown bar. We missed the flick, but we’ve been trying to find a clown bar ever since (preferably in the NYC area). If anyone knows of one, tell me immediately! I will love you forever.

(via Clowning Around)

There’s an army of vibrating animals on my desk. I have a fish, a half-dozen ducks, and this penguin. Everyone thinks I’m joking about the fact that they’re sex toys, so I’m constantly putting batteries in and proving that nothing on my desk it what it seems. I can’t blame them for their confusion, though. This little guy looks so innocent that even I have a hard time believing he was designed for more devious things than keeping my ducks company.

There’s an army of vibrating animals on my desk. I have a fish, a half-dozen ducks, and this penguin. Everyone thinks I’m joking about the fact that they’re sex toys, so I’m constantly putting batteries in and proving that nothing on my desk it what it seems. I can’t blame them for their confusion, though. This little guy looks so innocent that even I have a hard time believing he was designed for more devious things than keeping my ducks company.

The other day I watched Jessie Andrews (@jessieslife) in Elegant Angel’s Portrait of a Call Girl. Let me start by saying that doing this broke my rule of not watching my friends’ porn movies. Granted, the longer I’m in this industry, the harder it is to stick to that. But I try. And this time I purposely ignored my own sanity-saving rule for non-work purposes. That said, let me tell you about this movie….

To me, Portrait of a Call Girl is what The Girlfriend Experience should have been—but with more hardcore sex. (And we’re going to ignore the sex for the moment.) The movie is well written, the dialogue (mostly) realistic, and my sweet, darling Jessie acted her butt off. I watched the hardcore AND softcore versions of this one, and even without all the fucking, it was still a good movie. That’s saying something. I was thoroughly impressed. And I don’t impress easily.

Now, let’s talk about (the) sex. It’s pretty rough, and if you’re not into seriously hardcore screwing you probably won’t dig that part of it too much, but like the rest of the movie, it’s good and believable. My favorite, I’ll admit, was the scene with Manuel Ferrara. Not because of the sex or Manuel or any of that. No, I liked Jessie’s latex opera gloves and thigh-high boots. (I got my start at Penthouse Variations, so I like the kinky fashions. I can’t help it!) Yes, I’m easily distracted by things like what a girl’s wearing when I watch porn. This is what I do for a living, so it happens. Most other people, however, probably won’t give a shit about that and will instead watch the sex. Which, yes, is hot. So you’ll enjoy it.

Now, why am I blathering on about a non-Penthouse movie? Well, because I adore Jessie, and also…she’s on the cover of the November/December 2011 issue of Penthouse Forum magazine, which is my baby. So after you watch her movie, you can go out (starting October 18th) and buy her issue of my magazine and see even more of sweet, sexy Jessie—and keep me employed, too. See how that works?

It’s Nikki Benz (@nikkibenz)! I wrote all about her recent work for Penthouse in my column, Pet Projects. We had a blast during the interview, and I’ll post some cute Nikki quotes that didn’t make the cut later. For now, though, read this. And then maybe head over to the Penthouse Store and buy some of her movies. Because that’s kind of the point of the article. (via Contract Player)

It’s Nikki Benz (@nikkibenz)! I wrote all about her recent work for Penthouse in my column, Pet Projects. We had a blast during the interview, and I’ll post some cute Nikki quotes that didn’t make the cut later. For now, though, read this. And then maybe head over to the Penthouse Store and buy some of her movies. Because that’s kind of the point of the article.

(via Contract Player)

A couple I went to college with got married around the time I was reviewing this product, and though I loved it, I knew I had to give it to them as part of their wedding gift. I showed it to the husband first, wanting to make sure it wouldn’t upset or offend his new wife, and when he saw it, he broke into hysterical laughter. “She’ll love it!” he said. “Though I don’t know if I want to give it to her. She already busts my balls about how whipped I am….” He ended up taking it home that night, and sometime in the wee hours of the morning I got a text from him: “Best. Gift. Ever.” Apparently the wife was very happy to get a hold of the Pussy Whip.

A couple I went to college with got married around the time I was reviewing this product, and though I loved it, I knew I had to give it to them as part of their wedding gift. I showed it to the husband first, wanting to make sure it wouldn’t upset or offend his new wife, and when he saw it, he broke into hysterical laughter. “She’ll love it!” he said. “Though I don’t know if I want to give it to her. She already busts my balls about how whipped I am….” He ended up taking it home that night, and sometime in the wee hours of the morning I got a text from him: “Best. Gift. Ever.” Apparently the wife was very happy to get a hold of the Pussy Whip.

In which Ryan Adams talks about how "New York, New York" changed after September 11th and plays a stripped down piano version.
I tried to buy this record the week after 9/11 and it was sold out at almost every record shop. It took a lot of work to track it down.

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AKA: In which Ryan Adams makes me cry.

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If you want info on the jewelry, I’ll let you read the review. More important, to me, is the photo. My old roommate and dear friend Courtney D’ne did a shoot with all the fabulous Penthouse jewelry when I needed some new photos for this review. She’s a brilliant event and fashion photographer (and just brilliant all around) with a schedule even busier than mine, but she agreed to squeeze in the product shoot as a personal favor. When the photos came back a few days later, I was blown away. The jewelry was cute and stylish, sure, but most of the product shots I had made it look plain and unexceptional. Court’s pictures, however, made me want to buy every piece — and I already owned them all!

If you want info on the jewelry, I’ll let you read the review. More important, to me, is the photo. My old roommate and dear friend Courtney D’ne did a shoot with all the fabulous Penthouse jewelry when I needed some new photos for this review. She’s a brilliant event and fashion photographer (and just brilliant all around) with a schedule even busier than mine, but she agreed to squeeze in the product shoot as a personal favor. When the photos came back a few days later, I was blown away. The jewelry was cute and stylish, sure, but most of the product shots I had made it look plain and unexceptional. Court’s pictures, however, made me want to buy every piece — and I already owned them all!

Nikki Benz - Dirty Pearls Music Video

From the September issue of @Penthouse, and now online for your enjoyment.

I’ve heard from a lot of strippers and burlesque dancers that the Penthouse shoes are some of the best performance shoes on the market, and I’ve even seen them in action at a handful of strip clubs. But the reason I like the shoes has nothing to do with their style (though they’re gorgeous) or the fact that you can dance in them (though I’ve seen it more than a few times). I love these shoes because there’s a cute pair of leopard-print pumps called the Jennifer heels.

I’ve heard from a lot of strippers and burlesque dancers that the Penthouse shoes are some of the best performance shoes on the market, and I’ve even seen them in action at a handful of strip clubs. But the reason I like the shoes has nothing to do with their style (though they’re gorgeous) or the fact that you can dance in them (though I’ve seen it more than a few times). I love these shoes because there’s a cute pair of leopard-print pumps called the Jennifer heels.

It’s a flash drive that looks like a penis. I don’t really think I need to say anything else, do you?

It’s a flash drive that looks like a penis. I don’t really think I need to say anything else, do you?

thedirtypearls: Penthouse Magazine Article Touting Penthouse Pet Of The Year, Nikki Benz’s Appearance In Our Video “Who’s Coming Back To Who” This copy is much easier to read.

thedirtypearls:

Penthouse Magazine Article Touting Penthouse Pet Of The Year, Nikki Benz’s Appearance In Our Video “Who’s Coming Back To Who”

This copy is much easier to read.